These make a hilarious gift for plant-lovers!
 
Please allow one week for orders to be posted.
 
Multiple funny sayings available!
 
A Little Prick
A Surprise
Almost Dead
Dead
Diseased
Do Not Eat Me
Do Not Water
Eat Me
Expensive Fail
Expensive Weed
Failed Again
Forgive Me
Hallelujah
Help Me
Hmmmmm
Hoping It Grows
I Did It
I Forgot
Ignore Me
Imposter
Juice Me
Lettuce Pray
Literally Dying
Looking Ill
Might Be Dead
Money Tree
My Next Victim
Mystery Lifeform
Mystery Plant
Mystery
No Idea
Not A Clue
Not Happy
Not Sure
Overkill
Ow Ow Ow
Place Your Bets
Plant Lottery
Playing Dead
Please DO Not Die
Please Grow
Possibly A Weed
Pot Luck
Pray For Me
Pretty But Dead
Pretty Plant
Pro Grower
Ready To Eat
RIP
Save Me
Something Green
Staying Alive
Still Alive
Thirsty
Tried But Died
Ugly Plant
Unbelievable
Vicious Plant
VictoryWater Me
Who KNows
Wow
Yikes Forever
You Grow Girl